The description of the crazy dream you had last night will never be as cool to me as it is to you, so please, spare me the boring details.
Yes, yes, and yes.
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I get all the therapy I need from Celebrity Rehab
I can’t not blog this.
Every time the cat’s arms were in the air was one of the high points of my life. Someday my biographer will find this blog and should take note. High points: this video.
This is THE best thing I’ve seen in a long time. I should probably start making actual blog posts again instead of just reblogging pics of Gwen Stefani and funny cat posts. Yes, probably. It’s Friday though, so we all know that’s not gonna happen today. Probably not Monday either.
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Look At This Fucking Cat Video of the Day: A Maine Coon takes a catnap in a glass of orange juice.
[arbroath.]
MY LIFE
You weren’t drinking this were you?
(Source: thedailywhat)
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just reblogging b/c i am sick of seeing skeletons on my dash :-)
all these girls are hot, js.
I just found out that the guy who played Lazlo, the weird student who cracked and lives in a closet in Real Genius:
ALSO played Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite:
My mind has been completely blown by this news. I don’t think I’ll be able to do any more work for at least the rest of the day.
My sister, Rachel, is currently in Boston and I just received this text from her:
“Please experience this. Blind mom with her baby and dog waiting for the train. Hero.”
Forget everything great you think you’ve ever done because this lady is better than all of us.
Stanley Kubrick lied to get the trailer for The Shining released.
At the time of release, it was the policy of the MPAA to not allow the portrayal of blood in trailers that would be approved for all audiences. Bizarrely, the trailer for The Shining is comprised entirely of the shot of blood pouring out of the elevator. Stanley Kubrick managed to convince the board that the blood flooding out of the elevator was actually rusty water.