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    How to live in a swamp and be three-dimensional: What to expect that you'd never expect (when you're expecting), part 4

    I find it weird when a couple says “we’re” pregnant, but I guess it’s only fair. I’ve exposed Mr. Protege to the additive powers of my hourly ravioli and ice cream diet and he’s heard things about nipple infections and torn placentas that can never be unheard.

    Sometimes I feel like I should get…

     LOL @ “THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL!!”