I get all the therapy I need from Celebrity Rehab
I feel like I might have told this story before, but I never had the pictures to back it up…
One night, I ended up on a party bus. As we drove through the streets of Hollywood, one of the partygoers turned out to be a secret stripper. She was given room and started dancing and stripping in the middle of the bus, as seen in this photo.
It is not easy to pole dance in a moving bus, going over potholes etc. She fell a few times before we all decided that her stopping would be for the best.
While she slowly redressed herself, something we hardly ever see at a regular strip club, I placed a dollar bill in her shirt pocket and yelled, “Put it on! Put it all on!”
This simple act must have truly endeared me to her, for as I sat down again, she came and sat next to me, then on me, slowly ending up in a kind of fetal cuddle position before falling asleep.
And this my friends, is how I became known in certain circles as…
The Stripper Whisperer.